I Own The World. The Rest Of You All Are Paying Rent.

5) Count Chocula- Come on, it's a vampire that loves chocolate. If John Carpenter and Paula Dean had a kid.

4) Lucky the Leprechaun- Quite possibly the worst Irish export since U2's Zooropa. A midget that has an affinity for rainbows, blue moons, clovers, stars, hearts, horseshoes. Um........

3) Trix Rabbit- Actually, Trix are for kids. I fed my rabbit Trix once, and then he went into a diabetic coma for 3 days. Let's stick to carrots and leafy greens, buddy.

2) Toucan Sam- This overly friendly bird looks like a cross between Chernobyl and Fantasia and Alfred Hitchcock.

1) Tony the Tiger- Tony, I'm sure captivity has made you soft but please lose the handkerchief. It's GGGGRRRREEEEAAATTT!!! NOT!!!